Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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