woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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