What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
