Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Do you have feelings for this penis?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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