I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I need a beard to bite.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm always down for nudity.
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