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  • Trust me, if it went well with a stripper, $2 is insignificant. Last time I had a good time with a stripper, it cost me $1,500. Does that mean I paid for sex.......well I suppose it does. Do I care.....FUCK NO!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:41pm
  • Oh, I get it! It's funny because he considered sleeping with a stripper important enough to spend two dollars on a text, so he could brag to his friend! ~Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:21pm
  • The only time it doesn't go well with a stripper is when you don't pay up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:40pm
  • If I had a nickle.. -Bradon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because he probably had sexual relations with a stripper and was willing to spend an excessive amount of money to inform his friend! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Well done, sir. You've successfully bedded a whore. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're an American that can pull her out of the horrid life she's in. -opie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:05am
  • He's telling his friend he's out of the country. I thought it was more of a "my night was so epic that I'm now on another continent" text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 8:09pm
  • This is probably fake. Why would he be telling his friend he's out the country if his friend knew that he had been with a stripper. Makes no sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Ya that's why it rocks to be American..... Duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 9:37am
  • Way to go 9:05, you sucessfully managed to bring politics into a meaningless sex joke. Dickwad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:14pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 10:06am
  • how exactly did a Columbus, Ohio area code end up out of the country? must have been a helluva party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:43pm
  • Why is everybody in my area code a whore or a man-whore??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 8:52am
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