Trust me, if it went well with a stripper, $2 is insignificant. Last time I had a good time with a stripper, it cost me $1,500. Does that mean I paid for sex.......well I suppose it does. Do I care.....FUCK NO!
Oh, I get it! It's funny because he considered sleeping with a stripper important enough to spend two dollars on a text, so he could brag to his friend!
~Jeff
Oh I get it! It's funny because he probably had sexual relations with a stripper and was willing to spend an excessive amount of money to inform his friend!
-Jeff
Well done, sir. You've successfully bedded a whore. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're an American that can pull her out of the horrid life she's in.
-opie
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