Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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