And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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