so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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