why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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