my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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