Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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