under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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