Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Someone came in the potted fern
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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