Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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