I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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