Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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