Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i think my cat just said my name.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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