Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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