Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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