Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize