drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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