i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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