Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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