i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It was like giving head to a cactus.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Randomize
