He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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