It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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