i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We need a shit load of segways right now
And then my night got REAL pukey
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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