32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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