he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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