i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think my vagina is haunted
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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