Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
my poor anus
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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