Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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