can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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