You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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