You surviving the open bar?
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is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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