do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Randomize
