Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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