Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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