If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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