Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
