so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think I am morally bankrupt
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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