Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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