We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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