On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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