hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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