ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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