hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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