Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
