so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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