lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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