its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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