yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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