so let's talk penis.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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