I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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