Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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