The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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