Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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