The maid of honor just puked.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
God, I missed his penis.
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