I'm so fucking centered right now
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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